Extra-Ordinary

• Worst thing i did: enter this fandom
• Best thing i did: enter this fandom

Anonymous asked: You're probably the coolest elf ever XD Love your blog~

I’M

SO

FLATTERED

JUST

ok I’m going to bed now ELF wishes ya’ll good luck with the comeback shawols

I

am a terrible ELF.

Like.

Break Down has been out for how long

and I havn’t even bothered to go look it up

and I havn’t been in the Shindong tag in like

a day

I’m ashamed

gamorell asked: Anyways, have you seen the percentage of votes? We can say "oh it should be like this and not like that" but in the end... CHINA DECIDES. (And it looks like they prefer Shinhwa)

sERIOUSLY. Like I was looking at the score boards at the top- very frustrating, to say the least.

Although I was rather proud of the USA.

I always figured Amurica was an ELF.

So we’re going to discuss the Hyukjae scandal thing.

I come back from being sick for two days

and this is what I come back to.

All of you

waterudoin

stop

stop now

ELF (The uncool part of you)

You’re embarrassing me.

My official statement-

I. Don’t. Care.

Quite frankly- good for you Hyukjae if the whateverrumorthingy is true (which I doubt but you get the idea) I hope you like her a lot and all that jazz four for you Hyukjae/IU  you go Hyukjae/ IU.

Now good day

so KOTA DEAR.

I FINISHED IT.

YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE IT, GUYZ

AND IT’D BE SWELL IF YOU’D GIVE ME CREDIT IF YOU WANT

Like

Can someone make me a version of that “gettin’ real tired of your shit Master Wayne” meme thingy only it’s “E.L.F.” in the middle of the arms in like saphire blue bubble letters with a blue glow stick in each hand and instead saying “Gettin’ real tired of your shit SM”

I feel like it’ll come in handy, guys.

Kim Heechul.

On behalf of everyone in the ELF fandom, I would just like to sincerely apologize for all that the sasaeng fans have done to hurt you.

They are in absoulutely no way a representation of the ELF fandom as a whole in the slightest. I refuse to even be associated with them.

I am ashamed that they even have the gaul to say they are Ever Lasting Friends.

I am upset that it has come to this, but I understand your decision.

Be safe.

We’ll see you in a year, Heechul-shi.

Story of Which You Did Not Ask For.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaXmVrxiS2I

See this, this is why I’m an ELF. On top of, you know, loving the dysfunctional fandom and the epitome of dorks, it’s the music.

I don’t care about the abs, the thighs, the whatever. Those are nice, but they don’t matter.

I’m really in it for the music. I truely enjoy their sound. I’m not the type of fan where I claim to be an ELF and only know like 5 of their songs and am only in it for Siwon’s abs or Kyuhyun’s face.

That’s why I have over 40 of their songs, including sub groups and where individual members are featured downloaded on my phone, I am in it for the music. The amazing personalities are just a bonus.

This is why I can’t take Donghae or Hyukie seriously when they do their whole stripper act, that’s only a prime example. Their looks are not what drew me in, they are not what impress me, and they are not what keeps me here, in this fandom.

It’s the music.

It’s the personalities that brighten my cynical disposition just a tad.

It’s the amazing community that all of that has brought together.

That’s why I’m still here, when many before me have given up.

And I don’t plan on leaving anytime soon.

Am I the only ELF that isn’t, like, creaming their pants?

Yes, I’m excited. Extremely fucking excited.

No, I am not about to have aneurysms.

Goddamnit guys calm down.

I mean I’m a little bit fluttery and emotional because Kangin’s back but come ON.

Plus they always look this fantastic. You should have tolerance by now.

Epiphany Time

Ok, so I’ve had the same Super Junior background on my computer for I think about 7 months now. Before that, I’d change my background like every other day, because I could never be satisified. This one was different though, for some reason.

So anyway I never changed it, right?

Until today.

My friend that moved last year came down to visit (Black hair in the Micky Mouse shirt), and during her visit back in March, we were at another friend of mine’s (girl in the back wear red) house with a couple other friends (Far left- Boyish looking girl in the hat and hoodie; In front- Guy with dyed hair wearing black with phone in hand). We took a lot of pictures, and it’s just a really great memory, you know?

She didn’t end up posting the pictures until today. There are like 14 pictures, and they’re all really great and memorable. But this one stood out a bit from the rest.

Background story on that- That guy holding me (I’m the blonde in the blue tanktop and cardigan) is someone who’s VERY important to me. He’s my best friend; one of my precious people, if you will.

And he’s moving May 10th.

We’ve been through a lot together, we’ve both grown and changed so much since we met back in December of ‘09. Our relationship is slightly complicated- not in a romantic way, but nonetheless, still complicated and difficult.

It’s had its serious up’s and down’s, and he’s hurt me many times. I’m pretty sure I’ve hurt him too.

Never the less, I still can’t imagine my life without him. It just doesn’t compute.

So this picture, showing him holding me; I’m sure I could use a lot of imagery bull crap, but when it comes down to it, it symbolizes something:

Unity.

Comfort.

Friendship.

Safety.

An Unbreakable Bond.

Home.

So going back to the Super Junior background- You all know how devoted I am to Super Junior. How much of an ELF I am- How I think of them as not just a band, but as old friends.

I changed my background to that picture from my friend’s visit. This doesn’t seem like much, it actually seems pretty meaningless, but it’s not.

It shows that there’s something more important to me than Super Junior. A lot of people on Tumblr go on and on about how [insert fandom here] is the most important thing in their life- nothing’s above it. I always thought that was kind of pathetic, in  a sense. It’s not healthy to obssess over something like that. There are boundaries with being a “fan girl.” It’s all fun, games, and a devotion to something bigger until someone takes it too far.

We’ve all taken it too far at some point in time. Don’t even try to deny it.

Now going to back to the point I was originally trying to make.

I feel like I grew a lot in that second it took to click “set as background”. It was like a ground breaking moment in that very instant.

I’ve really grown since over a year ago when I became an ELF. I’m very proud to say that.

No.

No.

NO.

NO.

THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

THE EVER LIVING FUCK WERE YOU THINKING.

YOU THINK THIS IS CUTE!?

YOU THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FUCKING THING TO DO!?

LET ME TELL YOU BITCHES, IT AIN’T.

THIS IGNORANCE YOU HAVE DISPLAYED IS EMBARRASSING TO ME,

IT’S EMBARRASSING TO ELF,

IT’S EMBARRASSING TO SJ,

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT’S EMBARRASSING YOUR DAMN SELVES.

How dare you.

Do you see why every other fucking fandom things we’re ravinous, selfish witches?

It’s because of fans like you that can’t get their damn act together.

Think before you do this kind of shit.